Poop Pet Peeve: running out of toilet paperLongest Amount of Time You Have Taken in the Bathroom: i could spend all day in the bathroom.. on an average trip an hourShortest Amount of Time: approx... hmm.. 2 minutesMost Amount of Wipes (approx.): 3-4 for maxium cleanlinessLeast Amount of Wipes: 2Favorite Type of Poop: non abrasiveFavorite Smell of Poop: poo covered up by an expensive perfumeLongest or Biggest Poop Description: hmmm.. they normally arent big or long.. average sized if not below averageProudest Poop Moment: i poo-d in a aprtment grill. and wiped with my sock.Most Embarrassing Poop Moment: anytime someone walks in after a stinky oneOther Great Poop Stories: umm.. opened the car door and sat with my butt over the side and shit on the parking lotFavorite Poop Poem: i love poopall day long
i love poop
Favorite Verse From the Diarhea Song: when your sliding into first and you feel something burst Favorite Poop Joke or Quote: they are all greatHave You Ever Wiped And Accidentally Gotten Poop On Your Hand: no i have not. i normally wrap the toilet paper all around my hand in massive amounts as to avoid such problemsHave You Ever Gagged on the Smell Of your Own Poop: no, i dont eat alot of meat.. which makes the smellHave You Ever Tried To Fart and Accidentally Shat: yes. Other Than Brown What other Colors Have you Shat: green, light light brown and one time, black- it was scaryDo You Have or Have You Had Hemroids: no. i do not lean into my fartsIf You're a Male, Don't You Just Hate Butt Hair: i am a female, and i hate butt hairAny Closing Thoughts: no 