G Unit Mutha Fuckin Soldier (daysoffenix) wrote in fecal_friends,
G Unit Mutha Fuckin Soldier

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Whoops a Poopsie

So today I went to fart and then on accident I pooped.....

And it was really and I mean REALLY gross, I mean poop was all over my leg and it smelled horrible and I was running to the bathroom but of course that just made things worse b/c then it started to drip down my leg and now I have brown socks. But it reminds me of a poem I wrote myself

Here I sit and heard a splat
tried to fart
but oops I shat
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