One time I was sitting in math class and my stomach felt oh so rumbly so i went to the bathroom and i had wild diarreha. It didnt smell too bad but It was extremely loud. And chunky. So, since there were other people in there, I had to stifle my laughter and the loud sounds of my anus. I was gone for a long time, so I went back to math with a smile on my face and wondering if anyone could smell it on me.
Later that day while sharing the story with my family, me and my sister made the discovery we had diarreha around the same time of day and determined it was those damn lucky charms we had for breakfast.