G Unit Mutha Fuckin Soldier (daysoffenix) wrote in fecal_friends,
G Unit Mutha Fuckin Soldier

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The Sound Now Releases A Solid

So the other day I went to a baseball game and indulged in some garlic fries. Although it seemed like a good idea at the time, I wasnt thinking that it would all have to come out my ass eventually. Well lets just say that today it came out, and boy did it ever. So I was sitting on the toilet and like at first nothing was coming out, and then eventually it felt as if everything shot out at once, it forced me to scream "HOLY MACKERAL" Now, due to all that garlic this puppy smelled HORRIBLE, like the toilet seriously flushed itself, and my nose took a vacation.
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