hey, its been a while since anyone pooped in this community. just thought id tell you about this really long shit i took the other day. im not saying that it took me a long time, it was just a long piece of shit. dont worry, it flushed nicely with no overflow scares. maybe someday it will come back to visit me.. but until then, i have other shits to take and love.

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Shit (poo) survey
Poop Pet Peeve:
Longest Amount of Time You Have Taken in the Bathroom: Probally close to an hour
Shortest Amount of Time: about 10 seconds
Most Amount of Wipes (approx.): half a roll of teepee easy
Least Amount of Wipes: like one piece of teepee
Favorite Type of Poop: big wipeless poops that you dont really need to wipe its so dry
Favorite Smell of Poop: Death trapt poop (no fan then close the doors so the next person to walk in the bathroom wants to pass out
Longest or Biggest Poop Description: up to the toilet seat rim filled with poop
Proudest Poop Moment: having to plung the toilet and it shooting up out of the shower drain
Most Embarrassing Poop Moment: toilet overflowing and chunks of poop floating on the floor
Other Great Poop Stories: swallowing gum then pooping it out and it getting stuck in my butt hair and having to rip that shit out OUCH
Favorite Poop Poem: bradys
Favorite Verse From the Diarhea Song: ohhhh mama mia ive got bad diarhea
Favorite Poop Joke or Quote: dont go in there for 35 to 45 minutes
Have You Ever Wiped And Accidentally Gotten Poop On Your Hand:ohhh man yess the other day at work i was in a hurry and totally streked poop up my hand
Have You Ever Gagged on the Smell Of your Own Poop:yes
Have You Ever Tried To Fart and Accidentally Shat:yessssss
Other Than Brown What other Colors Have you Shat:green (fruit loops will do that eat lots of em and you will see what i mean)
Do You Have or Have You Had Hemroids:no
If You're a Male, Don't You Just Hate Butt Hair:yea especially when gum gets stuck in it or sqwishy poop
Any Closing Thoughts:fecal japan should be the background to fecal friends

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Poopy Survey
Well since we in this community love poop I think it is only appropriate that we all take a survey. I will leave it blank so that way you can just copy the whole thing and paste it into your reply when you decide to take the survey:

Poop Pet Peeve:
Longest Amount of Time You Have Taken in the Bathroom:
Shortest Amount of Time:
Most Amount of Wipes (approx.):
Least Amount of Wipes:
Favorite Type of Poop:
Favorite Smell of Poop:
Longest or Biggest Poop Description:
Proudest Poop Moment:
Most Embarrassing Poop Moment:
Other Great Poop Stories:
Favorite Poop Poem:
Favorite Verse From the Diarhea Song:
Favorite Poop Joke or Quote:
Have You Ever Wiped And Accidentally Gotten Poop On Your Hand:
Have You Ever Gagged on the Smell Of your Own Poop:
Have You Ever Tried To Fart and Accidentally Shat:
Other Than Brown What other Colors Have you Shat:
Do You Have or Have You Had Hemroids:
If You're a Male, Don't You Just Hate Butt Hair:
Any Closing Thoughts:

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blink 18poop
Pooping (violence)

Six poops went down the drain
One poop is a waste of time
I'd ask if you poop the same
Still pushing that chance to poop
Your poop in this cool room chills
Long poop that falls side to side
You poop and make time stand still
And each time you poop right on by

Like pooping
Your feces
Forever and after
Like pooping
Poop kills me
Forever and after

Can't count all the poops that fall
Can't count all the chunks that flee
She poops in the life to spare
Just colons are left to bleed
One poop and the pain goes down
Soft dog poop lays by her feet
Lay soft as you slowly poop
Lay still as you let it out
(Let it out)

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My first poo story...
Hey, one winter, a long time ago, there was this huge blizzard. My sister and I went out side to go play in the snow, but ended up having a funeral for one of my dog's turds. We dug it a little grave in the knee-deep snow and had a little ceremony in recognition of the innocent little poo. I gave a marvelous Eulogy and there was even a tombstone made up of a sheet of ice taken from the sidewalk. It's a damned good thing that this all took place in my backyard.

Ha ha.

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The Poop Show ( Blink 18poop)
Hanging out in public bathrooms on the weekends
Taking poops, and sniffing them with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the minute that I got home,
I didn't care that I'd be making farts all alone

When I reached for the roll to take a big wipe
I remembered that the last one had been swiped
12 AM without money and it's not fair
I shrugged it off and used my hands to wipe it bare

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

When I said I squirted dung on a chicks face
I remember my mother's look of disgrace
17 with poopy diarrhea
And now I really really need to take a pee-ya

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

Green and brown splatter all up on my wall
I waited for a stall, but they were never vacant
And if I got another pair of pants I'd do a poopy dance
So that they'll have a turddy scent

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

With the poop in the toilet
With the poop in the toilet
(I'll never forget tonight)
With the poop in the toilet......

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Holy Poop
One time I was sitting in math class and my stomach felt oh so rumbly so i went to the bathroom and i had wild diarreha. It didnt smell too bad but It was extremely loud. And chunky. So, since there were other people in there, I had to stifle my laughter and the loud sounds of my anus. I was gone for a long time, so I went back to math with a smile on my face and wondering if anyone could smell it on me.

Later that day while sharing the story with my family, me and my sister made the discovery we had diarreha around the same time of day and determined it was those damn lucky charms we had for breakfast.

hot poop.

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Poop Galore
I made this icon for any poop lovers out there.



btw, thanks for accepting me into this deliciously fecal community.

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An original poem by Florence Duggleshme ( name changed to protect personal identity )
Pee pee is me.

Look at it go,
Hear the gentle flow
Trickle, trickle trick, oh, it's slick

Pee pee is me.

Feel the rhythm,
Hear the beat,
It smells sour, but oh, it's sweet

Pee pee is me.

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The Sound Now Releases A Solid
So the other day I went to a baseball game and indulged in some garlic fries. Although it seemed like a good idea at the time, I wasnt thinking that it would all have to come out my ass eventually. Well lets just say that today it came out, and boy did it ever. So I was sitting on the toilet and like at first nothing was coming out, and then eventually it felt as if everything shot out at once, it forced me to scream "HOLY MACKERAL" Now, due to all that garlic this puppy smelled HORRIBLE, like the toilet seriously flushed itself, and my nose took a vacation.

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TRUE STORY
Okay so this JUST happened to me a few minutes ago and it was awesome.
So I went upstairs to take my routine shower and as I climbed in I felt on top of the world and as if nothing could go wrong, but that was before I knew what was about to happen. I started lathering up and showering as every normal person does and then as my shower grew longer I really noticed that whew it really fricken smelled and I didnt like it one bit. I mean I was having to hold my breath and breathe through my mouth and it was horrid, so I was finally thinking okay something is wrong here and I peered out of the shower and took a gander over towards the toilet and....O M G either my mother or my father left a nice plump phat and juicy turd in the toilet and forgot to flush it and it was awful smelling, so I finished up my shower and toweled off and flushed that pup.

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D00d so yesterday..my boyfriend totally pooped in the toilet and forgot to flush. I'm seri0us!! But then it didn't smell that bad & it was like, whatever. So I left the turd in the t0ilet and gave him head.

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JOIN US


hey you filthy losers, come join _scatty -where the perverts unite-

COMMENT CAN BE DELETED.
you ban me if you want. im just promoting a community

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Whoa My Anus Is Bleeding
Today I took a poop and lets just say well it smelled bad, like worse than when someone has really bad breath you know

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Whoops a Poopsie
So today I went to fart and then on accident I pooped.....

And it was really and I mean REALLY gross, I mean poop was all over my leg and it smelled horrible and I was running to the bathroom but of course that just made things worse b/c then it started to drip down my leg and now I have brown socks. But it reminds me of a poem I wrote myself

Here I sit and heard a splat
tried to fart
but oops I shat

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