steph (__asyouwish) wrote in fecal_friends,
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The Poop Show ( Blink 18poop)

Hanging out in public bathrooms on the weekends
Taking poops, and sniffing them with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the minute that I got home,
I didn't care that I'd be making farts all alone

When I reached for the roll to take a big wipe
I remembered that the last one had been swiped
12 AM without money and it's not fair
I shrugged it off and used my hands to wipe it bare

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

When I said I squirted dung on a chicks face
I remember my mother's look of disgrace
17 with poopy diarrhea
And now I really really need to take a pee-ya

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

Green and brown splatter all up on my wall
I waited for a stall, but they were never vacant
And if I got another pair of pants I'd do a poopy dance
So that they'll have a turddy scent

Because I fell in love with the poop in the toilet
It said "plop" and I told it that I wouldn't wipe
It's so cool; it would clog inside the toilet pipe
Everything's better when it's around
Never ever ever gonna flush it down
I fell in love with the poop in the toilet

With the poop in the toilet
With the poop in the toilet
(I'll never forget tonight)
With the poop in the toilet......
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